Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti-joke.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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