How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

raping black women

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

You know what's funny? Clowns.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

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