- Anti Joke

John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,