What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What is White over Black? Society.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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