Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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"33"

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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