- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Once upon a time, The end.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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