- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Michael Castillo is gay

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Knock Knock Yes?

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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