Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Mullets

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Women's rights

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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