- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 69+2? 71

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Knock knock What?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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