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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

PSN IS UP

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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