- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Gingers.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

A handicapp walks into a bar

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

This one time at band camp music was played.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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