How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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