Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

knock knock piss off

The joke below is absolute shit.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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