What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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