What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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