- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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