yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

How much Is a free app on my market?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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