THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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whats 69+2? 71

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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