How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Knock knock What?

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Anti Joke

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