How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

This is a joke setup.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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