I have Alzheimer. What?

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What's up brah brah

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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