- Anti Joke

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Grammer is very important

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

hi mom