- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Yes!

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

So a seal walks into a club..

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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