- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Grammer is very important

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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