There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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