- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

hi will

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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