Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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you are a åsshole :)

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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