- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Fox News.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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