- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

42, that is all

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

There's my tractor.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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