- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Knock knock. Come in.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A Sloth runs...

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Cleveland winning something

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