- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Knock knock. Come in.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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