What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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