What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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