Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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