Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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