- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

troll----> hahaha---->

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

knock knock There's no door

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