Black People.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

AIDS

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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