Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Gun Control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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