Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Your existance.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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That's what she didn't say

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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