Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Potassium? K.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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