why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

I have Alzheimer. What?

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What's up brah brah

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

It's only racist if you consider them people.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What number comes after 29? 30.

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