- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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