why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Your biggest fan.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Get on your knees Ho

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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