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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

THE END.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

this is not a joke. jks

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Black...

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What's big and white?

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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