Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Rick santorum

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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TOBUSCUS

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