- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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