- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A baby seal walked into a club.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

You copy and paster!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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