Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

These Jokes suck.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

penis

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

gabbi nunez ;)

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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