A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Oh, right

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Not a joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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