The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Black Friday

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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