What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A man sat on a chair

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Grammer is very important

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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