- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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