- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What time is it? 20:45.

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A homosexual walks into a church

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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