How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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