I have Alzheimer. What?

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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