Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Rick santorum

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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