- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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