A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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