Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Anyone??????????/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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