Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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