- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Your existance.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What is more worse than death? Death

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

the love boat

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

PSN IS UP

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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