- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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